Office by Alex Penny
Hai! I'm Ashley and I have too mch to say most all of the time. I love kitty cats, books, dancing, love, adventures, and flowers c:
oscar worthy
(via confessionofobsession)
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER“what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car”
“Don’t you have something to fix somewhere.”
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
(via confessionofobsession)
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
(via erinsmickeyears)
the only girls that look cute with short hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
The only girls that look cute:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
Glad we settled this
(via wonderland-never-exsited)
it may look like i am lost in the process of analysing monet’s surreal art , but rlly i’m just thinking about how mch i want a pretzel
(via oliver-dalstonbrowning)
Valerie Hegarty
Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.
(via everything-mel)
- if you are a vegan
- great!
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
- i
- will
- eat
- you
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
(via confessionofobsession)
There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind
"
We’re all too familiar with this.
That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.
(via erinsmickeyears)
